Mommy put this sign in our front yard the other day:
You can understand why I look pretty upset. As far as I can tell, there are two ways to interpret it. Either mommy is already trying to oppress me as the oldest child, even before my baby brother/sister is born... or she doesn't want me to go pee anymore. Either way, I am very disturbed.
In other news, my war on Monty continues. My latest strategy is making sure that he can't even move in the first place. It's a preemptive strike, which should work out really well, as anyone who has followed global events in the past five years can attest:
Monty greeted me as a liberator.
You can understand why I look pretty upset. As far as I can tell, there are two ways to interpret it. Either mommy is already trying to oppress me as the oldest child, even before my baby brother/sister is born... or she doesn't want me to go pee anymore. Either way, I am very disturbed.
In other news, my war on Monty continues. My latest strategy is making sure that he can't even move in the first place. It's a preemptive strike, which should work out really well, as anyone who has followed global events in the past five years can attest:
Monty greeted me as a liberator.
posted by elikaplowitz at 5:27 PM
1 Comments:
in the small picture, i couldn't find monty. so i clicked on it to make the picture bigger. i laughed aloud and snot blew out of my nose. unfortunately, i'm in class. also, snot blowing out of your nose is never very attractive. anyways, great picture. also, great PJs.
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