It's official-- I'm having a baby sister! Who-hoo! Here's the incontrovertable proof, somehow gathered by squirting goo on mommy's belly and getting jabbed with a cattle prod:
As you can see, there is a distinct lack of kibbles and bits in the "bottom" area. That's how you know it's a baby sister.
Here's mommy getting creamed up and jabbed. Luckily, the TV show that was playing during her exam was riveting...
You can tell she's another precocious Kaplowitz, because she's already talking to me (see bottom of picture):
I can't wait to start picking on her. Good times, good times.
As you can see, there is a distinct lack of kibbles and bits in the "bottom" area. That's how you know it's a baby sister.
Here's mommy getting creamed up and jabbed. Luckily, the TV show that was playing during her exam was riveting...
You can tell she's another precocious Kaplowitz, because she's already talking to me (see bottom of picture):
I can't wait to start picking on her. Good times, good times.
posted by elikaplowitz at 2:10 PM
5 Comments:
Congratulations! You have to be a good big brother and make sure she doesn't date jerks when you are teenagers.
Alright Kaplowitzes! Bravo.
I also think it's fundamentally a biological prerogative for girls to date jerks, so it's important to get this out of the way in the teenage years. Girls like cads, and oftentimes mistake jerkiness for ability to provide, project leadership in the social group, etc. Only experience can distinguish between confidence and jerkiness, and the best time to get this experience out of the way is teenage years.
Is this why you're not getting any, Dave? Bam! Nailed him!
congratulations!
i'm sorry my comment isn't as riveting as dellis', but you know me--i'm a woman of few words.
Congrats!! :)
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