Mommy's been reading me a science book which sort of explains where people came from. Mommy sort of reads it quickly before bed, so I've been left to fill in the gaps. As I explained to her, there were fish, and then they went onto a beach, and then they turned into reptiles and then monkeys. And then a spaceship came down from outer space and brought people to the planet.

According to dad, I just invented something called "Scientology."