I wrote my first ever book this week, and I'd like to share it with you before all of the attention shifts away from me. It's a real thriller. A real page turner. I real... well, here it is in eBook format:
Page 1: The title. (It's the scribbles above the byline)
Page 2: This is Abby and Ceci, from preschool.
Page 3: Abby and Ceci start eating people. (If you don't understand this, just follow along with the text on the right side of the page)
Page 4: Abby and Ceci eat MORE people. (You can see them inside their bellies)
Page 5: Ceci poops!
Page 6: Abby and Ceci then eat MORE and MORE people.
Page 7: Abby and Ceci then eat even MORE people. The end.
If I don't get a Caldecott Award for this, I'm filing a lawsuit.
Page 1: The title. (It's the scribbles above the byline)
Page 2: This is Abby and Ceci, from preschool.
Page 3: Abby and Ceci start eating people. (If you don't understand this, just follow along with the text on the right side of the page)
Page 4: Abby and Ceci eat MORE people. (You can see them inside their bellies)
Page 5: Ceci poops!
Page 6: Abby and Ceci then eat MORE and MORE people.
Page 7: Abby and Ceci then eat even MORE people. The end.
If I don't get a Caldecott Award for this, I'm filing a lawsuit.
posted by elikaplowitz at 5:24 PM
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